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    Submitted by lurky_mclurk on Jul 10, 13 at 1:51pm

    Susan :"Some men are born lucky. Some men are born very lucky."\nSally: "And Patrick?" \nSusan: "He's a tripod."

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 10, 13 at 9:30pm

    You know, most people use "tripping over your own dick" to mean doing something incredibly stupid while thinking you're succeeding at it.