Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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