My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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