I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
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Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize