I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
we should paint friendship bongs
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