Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
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I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Shame - the story of my life.
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