What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
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Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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