Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Let's paint friendship bongs
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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