butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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