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  • 92 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 12:32am

    if it were a country song, it would mention the truck, beer, dog, and possibly a tractor or "mama"

  • 82 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:11pm

    add "but I'm still happy" and suddenly it could be decent reggae beat...

  • 69 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 5:10am

    thats rochester for ya

  • 77 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:28pm

    HAHAHA. go figure that's from my old stomping grounds. Orleans County and Erie/Niagara County NY

  • 77 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 2:52pm

    the gf probably left for the other four problems

  • 72 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:23pm

    haha she probably stole all those things when she left him

  • 69 68
    Submitted by leadbelly on May 15, 10 at 7:54pm

    Bet your gal found someone with food,phone,grass, and lodging! If ya only had tits.

  • 69 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 3:23pm

    Stripes rip off. At least he still has his health.

  • 73 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 9:39pm

    LOL @ the response text

  • 61 62
    Submitted by StyvinMaree on Mar 11, 10 at 4:06am

    98hey hey hey babe. i live for country. i live in a town that was started on fields. our schools are on fields and all the houses are on fields. and... to top it off, there are less people that chickens subtracted from cows... [: so dont pick on country, its not a genre, its a way of life. and if you find the right songs they're great to get drunk to. lol.

  • 66 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 11:58pm

    Rochester represent

  • 75 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 12:52pm

    haha you gotta love rochester

  • 72 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 5:51pm

    3:11- no weed = no reggae man.

  • 52 53
    Submitted by RebelBitch09 on Mar 27, 11 at 5:21am

    Awww...gotta hate the end of the month. Op u can come over to my house for dinner and we'll get u stoned, just tell me were to send the gas money to.

  • 54 57
    Submitted by StyvinMaree on Mar 11, 10 at 4:07am

    (from the 585, pavilion NY) \nhey hey hey babe. i live for country. i live in a town that was started on fields. our schools are on fields and all the houses are on fields. and... to top it off, there are less people that chickens subtracted from cows... [: so dont pick on country, its not a genre, its a way of life. and if you find the right songs they're great to get drunk to. lol.

  • 68 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 10:34pm

    8:44 hellz yeah it does... at least it does in the capital of country music...

  • 65 81
    Submitted by BenLarge1 on Jul 2, 10 at 11:12pm

    10:34 Mississippi?

  • 69 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 1:41pm

    come to cali bro... ur weed problem will be taken care of..

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:33pm

    Hahaha the people in Rochester are hilarous. I'd know I am one :)

  • 65 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 1:35am

    give that man some whiskey, a shovel, a gun and a dog......stat

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:53pm

    ha ha! response is great.

  • 70 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 4:14am

    at least his dog didn't die and his tractor isn't broke.... it doesn't have the makings of a TRUE country classic

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:44am

    This is amazing... Like times 20

  • 49 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 1:33pm

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahaahhahahahaahhaahhaha!!!!!!!!!

  • 60 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 8:44am

    hey 4.14, does having sex with your dog, on a tractor make for a country classic????

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:57am

    same shit i left my bf for hahahah gota love rochester

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 2:57am

    Hahaha and to top it off, the ex-gf is probably screwing the person responding to the text...good luck with that...and get yourself checked

  • 50 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 2:01am

    I've got the bluuuuueeeeeesssssss

  • 47 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:08pm

    story of my fucking life. the EXACT same shit, no lie. except im out of cigs too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 4:41pm

    Haha.. I actually just left my boyfriend for all of those reasons.. and one more.. small penis. Haha!

  • 27 53
    Submitted by thnguyen on Oct 17, 11 at 10:17pm

    That's why she left you

  • 47 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 11:34pm

    thats great! I feel for ya man im out of weed too smoked it all last night