4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
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why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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