David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
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I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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