I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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