I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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