Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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