I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
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I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
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i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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