Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
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The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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