I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
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Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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