Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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