You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
another moral hangover. fuck.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
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She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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