i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
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A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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