laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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