yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just want nice things and good sex
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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