You're a womanizer and a bitch.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
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Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Randomize