Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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