hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
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In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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