Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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