her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
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Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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