I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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