Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
The beer is more important than you right now.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
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This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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