operation harelip BJ is a go
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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