Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
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That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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