Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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