I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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