Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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