at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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