he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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When did we convert life to cartoon?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
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WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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