I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
His nipple licking is glorious
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