im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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