brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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