Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Randomize