i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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