Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Duck Duck Cougar?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
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everyone is single if you try hard enough
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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