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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 6:17am

    oh god damnit. My ex used to say that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 2:38pm

    thank goodness no one made a water to wine refrence!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 12:04pm

    This is so Wheaton, IL. Bible town USA.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 8:43pm

    that was my sister's new boyfriend. for real. he's catholic. it's a guilt trip. he really wants to fuck jesus.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:31pm

    This person MUST be from Wheaton.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 10:28pm

    Maybe her ex is a Mexican?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 12:51am

    Sounds like my ex-wife...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:38pm

    That sounds like my roommate's Mormon ex gf lmfao

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:22am

    r u trying to say that it is a heavenly experience?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:26am

    wheaton... HAHAHA yes. it must be

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 6:44am

    So their partner consistently makes them see God? We should all be so lucky

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 3:14pm

    oh wheaton. we do love us some Jesus

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 5:33am

    all that long hair...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:26am

    Lol, now is this adding to or subtracting from the experience?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:37pm

    lmao @ May 4, 2009 1:31PM

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    Submitted by Maynecat on Sep 22, 10 at 10:33am

    Just pretend that ur praying n scream "oh god!" as he thinks u r cumming

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    Submitted by rickscottisfired on Nov 15, 10 at 9:33pm

    Wheaton is one of the SMALLEST towns in the fairly large 630 area code. Most of the commenters here are presumptious c0cks...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 10:38pm

    haha wheaton...growing up here has sucked ass...damn bible bangers

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    Submitted by Xatu on Aug 28, 10 at 6:40pm

    The only way to solve this problem is to have sex with Jesus