This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
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The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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