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If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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