yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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