awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
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