wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
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I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
All the doctor said was why
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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