u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
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I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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